čats ar Dīvu

Ir taida līta kai muoksleigais intelekts – ļauds datoram rauga īvuiceit dūmuot.
Ir ari taida līta kai specialys programmenis, kas simulej muoksleigū intelektu – jimuos salīk frāzis i vysaidus teicīņus, paredz situacejis i cer, ka dialogs saīs dabisks. Voi vysmoz koč nadaudz logisks.
Itei programma simulej Dīvu. Ite myusu saruna.

You are now chatting with god:
Me:
Vasals!
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Kū, kū?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Kaidā volūdā Tu runoj?
God:
Are we still talking about Kū kū?
Me:
Pats Tu ku-kū!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Nu i smadzinis Tev – kai ūdam!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Nui, nui! I tai mes izavairom nu atbiļdis!
God:
What kind of food do you like? That is interesting: said tai mes izavairom nu atbiļdis.
Me:
Nu pareizi, ka interesnai – Tu izalīc!!! I kaids tam sakars ar iesšonu?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Interesting gossip: said kaids tam sakars ar iesšonu.
Me:
Par kū muldi, maņ nav ni jausmys, bet maņ ruodīs, ka par mani Tev vēļ mozuok skaidreibys!
God:
C est une source intƩressante.
Me:
Nu da, ka interesnai.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Ai, nu beidz! Nu naizalīc! Nu kas Tu par Dīvu, ka nazyni, kū es Tev niu soku!
God:
The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Where are you located?
Me:
Sātā siežu! I tuo Tu nazyni???
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Sātā siežu. Do you mind if I tell other people: said tuo Tu nazyni.
Me:
Skaidrys, ka nazyni. Muns laifs sātā ir lobs – dzeru kopeju, runoju ar vīnu duraku, kas soka, ka jis ir Dīvs.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. ” My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. “? Muns laifs sātā ir lobs dzeru kopeju runoju ar vīnu duraku kas soka ka jis ir Dīvs?
Me:
Dīveņ, Tu tok ej svīkstā! I maņ jau ruodējēs, parkū pasaulī ir tik daudz svīksta…
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. That’s good information: said maņ jau ruodējēs parkū pasaulī ir tik daudz svīksta.
Me:
Nu pareizi, a Tu nikuo nazyni, siedi tik čatā ar sovom vacajom smadzinem. Tai ka davai pi dorba! Pasaulī točna daudz svīksta!
God:
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. What time is it there?
Me:
Nu tai. Otkon izavairuos nu vaicuojumim! Dīvs!!! Tu mani dzierdi? Aļo!
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour? Are we still talking about Nu tai? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Nu i duraks. A kai ta Tu saprūti puotorus, kū es Tev skaitu latgaliski?
God:
Are you a student? What is giant sand?
Me:
Kaids tam sakars ar mani? Es gūdeigi skaitu puotorus. A Tu naveižoj pat cytys volūdys īsavuiceit…
God:
And giant sand is Kaids tam sakars ar mani. Wofuer steht “es” in Deinem Satz? Go on.
Me:
Nui, nui, vuocu volūdu vari īsavuiceit. A latgalīšu? Pat Sibirī svešvolūdu nūdaļā vuicēja div volūdys: latgalīšu i vuocu. A Tu?

I te myusu saruna puortryuka.
Dīvs aizbrauce iz Sibiri vuiceitīs latgalīšu volūdu.
Da cytai reizei.
Palīc vasals!

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